From the monthly archives:

April 2008

Putting a spin on monstrosity

by alda on April 30, 2008

Like people all over the world, we Nicelanders are pretty stricken by the events that have come to light in Austria in the last few days. The media is busy chewing on the gory details and RÚV have sent their Europe correspondent to Amstetten to provide play-by-play coverage. Kastljós had an interview the other night with an Icelandic psychologist who analyzed Elisabeth Fritzl’s psychological condition from afar, and the other media provide the same details undoubtedly syndicated to all other media worldwide.

I have to confess that I’ve been lapping up every detail of this terrible tragedy with a morbid fascination. It just seems too insane to be real. Fritzl’s atrocities notwithstanding, it’s hard to believe that he got away with it for so long without anyone suspecting anything, and it’s equally hard to believe that his daughter and her children survived, incarcerated for all those years. The fact that they did gives me immense hope for the human race, and I have endless admiration and respect for them. Endless.

I’ve noticed that, in reports, at least here in Iceland, the children are always referred to as ‘hers’, not as ‘his’ or ‘theirs’. I suspect it’s a way for normal, decent people to deny the reality, it’s a coping mechanism, and if WE have to employ coping mechanisms just to deal with the news reports, imagine what THEY have had to do. The psychologist interviewed on Kastljós spoke about the immense personal strength Elisabeth must have possessed all those years. The fact that she got Fritzl to let [t]he[i]r daughter out of the bunker when she was ill, the fact that she then talked him into letting her and the other children out, and that she was ultimately able to speak to the police about her ordeal and to make them promise that she would never have to see her father again … all this speaks volumes. It means that he was not able to break her. During all those years, she kept a part of herself intact, she did not allow herself to be completely subjugated, otherwise she would have been unable to function, even when freed. To me, that is miraculous. It would have been so easy to go insane, to give up. To die. It would have been easy.

Imagine the terror. Living in a bunker, with nobody knowing of your existence, and if something happened to the old man – if he were hit by a truck, say – you would endure a slow, agonizing death. And not only you, but also your children. Having that reality hanging over your head for 24 years. And then there’s unfathomable monstrosity that is Joseph Fritzl, the complete absence of … what? Morality? Decency? – words fail. I don’t think words have been invented to describe the absolute moral blindness, the inhumanity at work there. It completely boggles the mind.

The Austrian authorities have now launched a campaign to improve the country’s image. In the midst of all the other stuff, that bit of news sounded completely absurd. But then who am I to judge – perhaps having a good image is essential in the grand scheme of things, at least that’s something the Icelandic authorities would have us believe – they’ve recently appointed a committee whose role it is to improve Iceland’s image in these troubled [financial times]. But that’s another story, for another post, perhaps.

IT’S BEEN EXTREMELY WINDY

And windy from the north, which is about as miserable as it gets, all that frigid Arctic air. We’ve had gale-force winds for the last 24 hours or more and while the temps are above freezing, it’s still pretty cold. Sun’s been out, though, mostly, and weatherman promises the wind will die down tonight. Right now 6°C [43F], the sun came up at 5.02 this morning, will go down at 9.50.

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GAS! GAS! GAS! oh, your phone’s ringing

by alda on April 28, 2008

You’ve got to hand it to the Nicelanders, they’ve got this fabulous sense of the absurd. Take the trucker fiasco, for example. At the height of the action, the cops saw themselves driven to spray mace on the unruly crowds, moving forward with remarkable stealth and yelling GAS! GAS! GAS! GET OFF THE ROAD!!* at the top of their lungs. Totally hilarious. And now some GENIUS has gone and made a ringtone out of it. A ringtone! Isn’t that just the best thing you’ve ever heard??

This morning around 1,000 people had downloaded it. Up next is EPI, who couldn’t stop laughing when I played it for him. I can just see it now: He’s going to download it, then be constantly texting me, asking me to phone him at opportune moments. Just hope he remembers to turn it off when we’re at the movies. Or at a funeral service. Or at a truckers’ convention.

SUNNY AND TRANSLUCENT BUT WITH A CHILLY WIND
Sums up our weather today. YT allowed herself to be taken in and headed out for a stroll around the golf course slightly underdressed. Result: stroll was a lot brisker than it might otherwise have been. It’s nice to see the sun, though, and the migrating birds are all arriving, one by one. Right now 4°C [39F] and the sun came up at 5.09, will go down shortly at 9.43 pm.

* remember when I said I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry? Well, that was precisely when.

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Multitasking

by alda on April 27, 2008

At this very moment I can hear my daughter talking a mile a minute to her friend on the phone, typing like a kamikaze on the keyboard at the same time [undoubtedly talking to about ten friends at once on MSN] and likely filing her nails, painting her toenails and STUDYING for her upcoming COMPUTER exam [hi AAH!], all at the same time. I’m exhausted just listening to it. Have today’s adolescents magically evolved along with the latest technology or will they burn out by age 20? I’m just sayin’.

Anyway, undoubtedly you will all be happy to know that we have not chopped up our new TV console into a million little pieces and thrown it out on the lawn. That’s because we’re mature and composed. Not that we’re over it, though. Our conversation on awakening went something like this:

YT: I don’t want to get up because I’ll have to look at the TV console.
EPI: Yeah.
YT: Should we try to sell it right away or wait until the weekend?
EPI: Maybe we should try to keep it for a year or so and then do something.
YT: [chokes]
EPI: OK, the weekend might be better.

However, then we got up and I ventured a glance into the living room and much to my surprise the TV console wasn’t as horrific as I thought last night. I mean, it’s still a far FAR cry from anything even resembling any sort of STYLE I’d want to have in my living room, but it’s not like it’s going to eat the entire block or anything. And I actually went through the whole day without having a seizure because THAT THING is in my space.

Still. It has to go.

I WORKED AND WORKED AND THEN WENT OUT AND RAN
It was another gorgeous day, even more than yesterday because there wasn’t as much wind. All the grass is turning green now and buds are sprouting on the trees, huzzah! Right now we have 6°C [39F] and the sun came up at 5.13 am, set at 9.40 pm.

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And the bummer of the week is brought to you by…

by alda on April 26, 2008

A couple of days ago, YT finally had an opportunity to go out and run errands, having had my nose perpetually to the grindstone for, oh, about two months before that. And lemme tell you, it was like a heifer released from the barn after a long winter. Freedom - whoohoo! Even going to see my accountant with all my tax return stuff was like going to the fricking Costa del Sol. I went to a million places, this store and that store, picking up things I needed, washing my car, relishing my freedom and whathaveyou. AND I dropped in on a furniture warehouse sale. Happened to be my fave furniture store that was throwing it, Tekk vöruhús. And I saw a TV console.

Until now, we haven’t had a TV console. We’ve just had our mammoth mutha of a TV [wide-screen set bought just months before flatscreens went mainstream, d’oh!] sitting on this table it came with, with all our other stuff like DVD player, TV descrambler, amplifier, VCR, etc. stacked willy-nilly underneath it. And because YT sucks at home decorating [unlike my Icelandic brethren, who seem to have been born with the compulsion to perpetually buy the newest and finest of everything three months before it is officially released on the world market] it’s sort of been like that for the last three years. And lately it’s been driving me nuts. All the cords and stuff. All that mess on the floor.

So, long story short, we buy the TV console. A real bargain at ISK 40,000 [USD 550/EUR 350]. And we get it delivered today and unwrap it and set it up and we both totally HATE it. HATE HATE it. And now it’s sitting there like a huge white elephant and oh my god, why the hell did we buy the thing? EPI says he didn’t like it right away but I was so enthusiastic, he didn’t want to be a killjoy.
[Aw! - or not.] It’s the sort of thing that might - might - belong in our whitewashed Scandinavian summer house if we had one. Which we do not and probably never will.

And now all I want to do is get rid of it. - What? Yes, I know there are people in underdeveloped nations who cannot afford food. Okay? I KNOW. But they don’t have to look at a hopeless TV console, do they?

SUNNY AND BRIGHT BUT COOLER THAN IT’S BEEN LATELY
Just when I thought I was out of the woods workwise, I agreed to work all weekend. [I can buy three more TV consoles for what I’ll earn, that’s my only consolation.] Got up super early and went for a run to tank some energy and it was sunny and beautiful, if a tad windy. Frigid wind, but bearable on account of the sun. Worked for most of the day until I decided to take a break and go to Bonus with EPI to get some groceries and by that time it was purritty cold. [and then we came home and unwrapped the console and oh.] Right now we have 3°C [37F] and the sun came up at 5.16 am, went down at 9.37 pm.

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Riot!

by alda on April 24, 2008

Nicelanders are notorious for their apathy in the face of injustice, particularly if it involves political transgressions. Typically a minor fury will erupt in the immediate wake of a blatant offense but in a few days it subsides and within a couple of weeks most people can’t even remember what the commotion was all about, they just vaguely remember that something was rotten in the State of Denmark, but hey, we’ve moved on. Hence politicians rarely resign in this country, even when their compatriots in neighbouring countries would have been tarred and feathered for a lesser offense, and in the rare cases when they are forced to resign and even incarcerated for their crimes, they are quickly pardoned and reinstated by their buddies in the party.

In the last few weeks we’ve seen an example of something we rarely see here – demonstrations in which those who consider themselves slighted take their discontentment to the streets. More specifically I am talking about Iceland’s truck drivers, who have been protesting the high cost of gas and demanding that the government lower taxes on petrol.* In the past three weeks or so they have repeatedly closed off major traffic arteries by parking their trucks in the middle of the streets, with the resulting discomfort – not to mention safety risk – for their fellow citizens. They’ve also repeatedly turned up en masse in various locations and honked their horns incessantly for about half an hour. Make no mistake: Icelandic truck drivers are pissed as hell.

Until now, law enforcement officials have dealt with these demonstrations with a curious mixture of forbearance and good humor. Typically they’ve showed up, had a chat with the drivers, hung around until they’d blown off some steam, and then everybody went home [or to work]. There was even a famous media clip a couple of weeks ago where the chief of police showed up to talk to the leader of the truck drivers and jovially offered him some snuff.

The truck drivers initially met with considerable public sympathy but as time went on most people have became increasingly annoyed and finally just plain angry – not just at the perpetrators but also the impotence of police officials. An increasing number have pointed out the comparison between these protests and those over the past couple of years by a group called Saving Iceland, who were mostly young people demonstrating against the destruction of our beautiful countryside to serve the interests of evil multinational corporations. In contrast to the truck drivers, the Saving Iceland people were treated as terrorists by the police, arrested, shackled, deported, tried, and whathaveyou. Whereas the drivers, with their loud and belligerent demonstrations, get offered snuff and are given a pat on the back.

Until yesterday, that is, when they decided to block the Suðurlandsvegur highway [the one that leads to Hurdygurdy** and Selfoss], on the outskirts of town. This time the cops showed up in full force and demanded they move their trucks. Of course they refused. They were told they’d be arrested, which only incited them more. The conflict escalated, the Viking Squad was called out and within minutes we had a [Iceland-sized] riot happening with rocks and stuff flying and police using clubs and pepper spray to disseminate the crowds. The whole thing was even sent out live, courtesy of RÚV.

This sort of unrest is something we’re not used to here and seriously, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when I watched the news last night. Laugh because it seems so ludicrous to see something like this happening in our tiny country [I can never quite shake the feeling that it’s like we’re play-acting, pretending to be all grown-up and tough] and cry because, well, it was quite shocking. What I found most disturbing was not the clubs or the mace or the shouting or flying rocks, but rather all the teenagers and other ‘spectators’ that showed up and started pelting the cops with eggs and other items that they’d bought at the nearby gas station for that purpose. Probably because it’s so indicative of the widespread disregard for authority that we see here – in the schools, on the streets, wherever. It really bothered me. I think it’s a bad sign and it does not bode well for the future.

Meanwhile, Reykjavík’s finest are getting flack for their ‘overly harsh’ actions. [Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.] And the truck drivers are on fire and say they will step up their measures. Guess we’re in for more excitement, then.

IT’S THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER TODAY
And it does not look very summery outside, although thankfully we’re not confronted with flurries or any such thing, it’s just very overcast and grey. Winter and summer did not freeze together last night so according to ancient popular belief we’re in for a bad summer – but hey, who believes that stuff, anyway? Not me. At the moment we have a balmy 11°C [52F] and the sun came up this morning at 5.23 am, will set at 9.30.

* We’ve seen prices skyrocket from ISK 110 to 150 per litre in just a few weeks – that’s equivalent to EUR 1.27 or GBP 1.02 per litre, or USD 7.40 per gallon – but then again so has everyone else, and as it turns out our taxes are not higher than, for instance, those in the other Nordic countries.
** Or Hveragerði, if you prefer.

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The baffling case of the disk on Flickr

by alda on April 22, 2008

Two posts ago, I posted a link to the disk that was burned with our song selections for last Saturday’s dinner party and which also contained the menu. Since that photo was uploaded - around 36 hours ago - it’s been viewed a total of 786 times, and counting, making this the most popular photo I’ve ever posted on Flickr.

WTF???

I mean, it’s not like it’s a supremely interesting photo, although I’m sure EPI is flattered [he designed the disk]. Another baffling thing is that my blog has only been viewed 579 times over the same time frame, so the viewers can’t be coming through on that link alone.

So where are they all coming from? And what do they find so interesting about a disk with a few rubber ducks on it and a menu written in a bastardized version of Icelandic [and English]?

Any thoughts?

THE SUN IS PEEKING OUT FROM BEHIND THE CLOUDS
I don’t think we’ve seen it in days. It’s been decidedly gray - and mild. Today has been pretty windy that’s ok because temps are reasonable and it’s starting to feel quite warm. Our official First Day of Summer is on Thursday, which is a public holiday here in Niceland, a testament to the importance of summer back in the era of the Old Icelandic calendar [and, indeed, still]. Back then there were only two seasons: winter and summer, hence the rather misplaced official start of the season. It’s a nice tradition, though, and is sort of our version of Groundhog Day - they say that if winter and summer ‘freeze together’ in the night after the First Day of Summer, the summer will be good. Here’s hoping. Current temps 11°C [52F] and sunrise was at 5.30 am, sunset scheduled for 9.24 pm.

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Flirtation, consummation and regret. And a playlist.

by alda on April 21, 2008

So - thank you to everyone who responded to my call for assistance to pick a song for EPI’s song and dance party. I loved all the responses, was fascinated by the diversity and also really really enjoyed getting your off-list recommendations.

I received around 50 responses in comments and emails and without doing a precise tallying of votes it would seem that Hey Ya! and Billie Jean were the favorites by a bit of a margin. Meanwhile, YT was waffling right up until the last minute, which despite EPI urging me to pick my song by Wednesday turned out to be Friday night, because that’s when the disk was burned.

In the end I decided to go with my gut and pick a song that, as it happened, received not a single vote. The song is Radiohead’s Jigsaw Falling Into Place which [as I have just discovered] Time magazine dubbed one of the 10 best songs of 2007, ranking it at number five. According to its Wikipedia entry, “Writer Josh Tyrangiel praised the song’s “tightness” whose rise in intensity he likened to a three-act play, and described the song as “a journey through flirtation, consummation and regret [that] gets about as close as you can to summing up a doomed relationship in four minutes.”” Cor. And here I just thought it was a good song.

Anyway, since Friday morning it has become my most current musical obsession. I totally love it. I can’t go an hour without listening to it. It also went down really well at our dinner party [too bad I wasn’t able to quote the Wikipedia entry then, I would have totally blown everyone away], which incidentally was a blast. The way it works is this: each couple is assigned a course to bring [well, actually it’s the men who are supposed to do the cooking because this is their árshátíð and they invite us, though YT is not averse to offering a little help if asked really nicely], then we sit down to eat, and as each course is eaten, the couple who prepared that course introduce their songs and we listen to them. And this time, because the theme was ‘a song that makes you want to dance’ [or at least tap a foot], we totally shoved the table aside when we’d finished eating and danced. Like mad.

So Gary asked for the entire playlist, and so here it is [at least that of it that I know - I didn’t take notes, my bad]:

1. Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrrison
2. Holding Out for a Hero - Bonnie Tyler
3. Some early song by the Rolling Stones that I don’t recognize [Don’t Stop, maybe?]
4. Tætum og Tryllum - Stuðmenn
5. Paint it Black - Rolling Stones
6. Jigsaw Falling Into Place - Radiohead
7. A tango! that I don’t recognize
8. Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Wham
9. Hæ Stína Stuð - Stuðmenn
10. Midnight Special - Creedance Clearwater Revival
11. Back in the USSR - Beatles
12. Some song by Chris Rea that I don’t know the name of.

And there you have it!

AND NO, I DID NOT PICK SOMETHING BY WEATHER REPORT, HAHA
We’ve had a mild few days with not much sunshine and YT personally is very relieved because as documented in the last post I have had a severe workload this past week and nailing my butt to the chair would have been that much more of a chore if spring was busy frolicking outside my window. [And that, my friends, is what we call a run-on sentence.] I managed to meet my deadline today and as I was on the home stretch I suddenly noticed how much birdsong there was outside, which was completely uplifting. Now all we need is buds on the trees and we’ll be set for springtime. Right now we have 6°C [43F] and sunrise was at 5:34 am, sunset at 9:21 pm.

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Apologies

by alda on April 20, 2008

I’m facing a rather ominous deadline at the moment and have literally been working my little tush off all weekend, just taking a break last night to attend EPI’s dinner-and-song night which, you’ll be happy to know, was a roaring success.

I’m completely drained at the moment and fear that not a coherent word would pass out of my fingers onto this keyboard were I to try to post about our party now, so in the meantime I’ll leave you with a picture of the disk that contained our song selections [and as it turns out it will have to be a link because I don’t know how to insert pictures into posts with this new platform; I’m feeling pretty incompetent here!]. The more astute among you may recognize that the list of songs on the disk is actually last night’s menu, so those readers who have a working knowledge of Nicelandic can see what we had for dinner [and let me tell you, it was none too shabby].

I shall return anon to tell you all about it, including which song I ended up picking. Don’t fall off the edge of your seat!

PS There are also a million little tweaks I need to make to the site, including FIXING THE FEED. Just think - there are people out there who have no idea that the weather report has undergone complete refurbishment and probably just think YT is being exceedingly lazy and not posting. Heh.

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I’ve had a facelift!

by alda on April 18, 2008

Remember a few weeks back when I was suffering from serious ennui and thought my blog design sucked lemons and didn’t know what I was doing this for and yadayada …? Well, I sat myself down and had a good long think, and my think went something like this: Either I just scrap the whole blog thing because my enthusiasm has sort of waned, stop doing it altogether and do something else, OR I inject it with some freshness, take a new approach, try something different.

And, well, I picked the second option. [click to continue…]

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If you had a quarter to spend in a jukebox, what would you play?

by alda on April 16, 2008

Dear readers, I’m in the midst of a small conundrum and need your assistance.

It’s like this: EPI belongs to a ‘listening club’ - i.e. a few times a year he and his pals get together for an evening, eat some good food and drink some beer [or whatever] and introduce each other to new and inspiring music they’ve found since the last time.

It’s a pretty cool undertaking, but what’s even more cool is that for the last three years or so they’ve added an annual event, in which they invite us, their wives/girlfriends, and cook up a spectacular gala dinner with all the trimmings. In preparation for this dinner, everyone must choose a song that they want to bring, and before the event all the songs are gathered together and burned on a disk.

This is now happening on Saturday, and EPI just reminded me this evening that I have to pick my song. [click to continue…]

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