If there was ever a need for inane google searches, now would be it. In between the onslaught of ‘iceland bankrupt’ or [believe it or not] ‘iceland weather report’ in the past week or so, the odd gem has been hiding amongst the rubble.
where penis goes in girl pictures
- somewhere, someplace, sex ed has gone horribly wrong.
how to use the bathroom in the woods [Atlanta, Georgia]
- um … fin place. pull down pans. crouch down. us, er, bathroom. wipe wif leaf.
what is the effect of exposing your penis to a girl [Singapore]
- it’s terrible. first it shrivels up horribly, then it falls off.
pics from penissen [Germany]
- this, my friends, is what we call lost in translation.
parents forced to walk children down the isle at graduation ceremonies [Nicaragua]
- … at gunpoint.
nude matron spank [Reading, UK]
- ooooh!
best thing to do while inside of a sauna [Pearland, Texas]
- I know! CROSSWORDS!!
nude sexy photoes of fucking usa girls and exposer of penis [Delhi, India]
- clearly they have very specific requirements in Delhi.
naked girls chewing on a penus [Carpentersville, Illinois]
- ouch!
earth will break on september [Bombay, India]
- prescient?
iceland hooker prices [Las Vegas – Venetian Resort Hotel Casino]
- a little research goes a long way.
humming sound after flashing toilet [Sewell, NJ]
- weird. my toilet screams when I flash it.
before i enter her [Bronx, NY]
- … seek the advice of the Internet.
nice explicite love making videos [San Antonio, TX]
- … where everyone says ‘please’ and ‘thank you’.
can i liver in iceland [Oslo, Norway]
- why, yes! and onion, too.
[More googlies here.]
GORGEOUS SUNSHINE ON THIS SATURDAY MORNING
And life is just peachy. Isn’t it? Right now we have 7°C [45F] and unbelievably the sun is still coming up here in Iceland: 8.07 this morning, due to set at 6.20 pm.
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Great diversion and so much fun! Thanks Alda!
P.S. I used to live in Mountain View, CA – about 1 mile from the infamous “Googleplex” (nickname for Google HQ). The term “Googlies” was also used to describe the cult-like young people who worked at Google who only wore their “Google” t-shirts everywhere they went and who seemed to only hang out with other Googlies.
THE ARROGANCE OF BLOGGER:
blogger of ideas must not be contradicted! and my blog and do what I want! it was true but are in this network and my house! in my house I say what I want to inform the world but the world does not exist (except those who tell you)! my excellent blogger : perhaps you have problems?
I want to liver in Iceland!
^^Ég wants to liver in Niceland too… just not right now! :S
There’s nothing like these “googlies” to cheer you up, eh? These post always make me laugh so hard, so thanks for posting them.
A nice way to start the weekend Alda LOL !
To escape all the rubbish going on I decided to get out and use this glorious day to try to walk up Esja. Hopelessly unfit so didn’t make it all the way but what a lovely day ! You Icelanders however are a fit lot – I was routinely passed by octogenarians out on a stroll……
I had a dream:My dream was called bolivia , chile and iceland . Bolivia’s economic separatism,chile always possible in a new Pinocchio fascist , Iceland? a great regret.
smiling and crying for the loss of dreams.
the regret turns into anger and write.
I write to Bolivians, the Chileans, the Icelandic.
I write my anger.
I see (metaphorically) people think in discussion.
in light of the time that passes.
burning people and ideas of conviviality , all for the money.
I had a lovely day too. Went to the beach this morning to the children’s playpark with my grandson who was one on 5th Oct. He’s just started to walk and he’s giving us all so much pleasure.
Man… I needed that laugh! Thanks. Though there are tears streaming down my cheeks now. (Facial cheeks, if anyone is checking.)
Wouldn’t the crossword end up soaking lots of condensation to the point where you can’t write on it anymore? like a crossword but with a time limit on it
Jessica – oh, so you have a completely different understanding of ‘googlie’ than I do. I like the image of your googlies!
Jessie – I want to kidney in Iceland.
Lora – you’re welcome. I tend to laugh pretty hard when I’m posting them.
Bryce – nothing like a trek up Esja in great weather to lift the spirits! Sounds wonderful.
RH – great. This is the kind of news we need to hear around here these days.
Valerie – nobody’s checking.
Dankoozy – plastic crosswords?
regret very much, but it is very difficult to abandon the dreams without a fight.
think of talking to someone and write.
but in fact write for yourself.
think to do, to explain, to help explain.
ends you write to write.
sometimes I think that dreams there is no limit, just think like children, but it is very difficult, but not me I surrender.
consequently running between the Andes embracing the Chilean fjords and watch the people of Iceland.
Oh, thank you for that laugh. I love it when you post the googlies.
(the worst I’ve ever gotten was someone from Germany searching for “masochistic balls games.” Dreadful image, that!)
I heart Iceland. I want to liver there, too.
Okay, liver makes sense if you speak any norwegian.
Pancreas??
Takk fyrir þetta, Alda. I really needed to laugh. As did my liver.
Googlies always make me giggle- the ones to my site are so dull and sensible,never a hint of “penus” to be seen!
I prefer to lysi in Iceland, but a spoonful of cod liver oil is just as good almost anywhere else if that’s where I am! Every Morning!!
People obviously use the internet for completely different purposes than me, obviously, judging from these googlies! I feel so dull in comparison…