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googlies

And the Googlie of the Year goes to …

December 29, 2008

Dear readers. Seeing as it’s now the close of Annus Horriblis 2008, it’s time for a quick glance in the rearview mirror. Some places vote for Man or Woman of the Year. Others vote for Post of the Year. Still others vote for, um, Worst Banker of the Year. Or Most Spectacular Economic Collapse of [...]

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How about some googlies?

October 11, 2008

If there was ever a need for inane google searches, now would be it. In between the onslaught of ‘iceland bankrupt’ or [believe it or not] ‘iceland weather report’ in the past week or so, the odd gem has been hiding amongst the rubble. where penis goes in girl pictures – somewhere, someplace, sex ed [...]

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Return of the googlie brigade

July 24, 2008

Dear readers: time for a handful of precious googlie morsels dropped by the Mighty Googlie in the Sky. Read them – and weep for the future of humanity. There was the usual penis fixation: pictures of penis in virginia of girl (from an undisclosed location in the USA) usa big penic (from an undisclosed location [...]

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The Iceland Weather Repoty

February 28, 2008

Welcome to the Iceland Weather Repoty. Yes, dear readers, someone actually searched for this last night and found this website, after which they splashed around in these murky waters for a total of 7 minutes and 52 seconds, and viewed 6 pages. Which I suppose is all a testimony to the fact that Google is [...]

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Just make sure you wash them off before you enter the pool

February 22, 2008

Ah, yes, dear readers. The latest googlie searches: floating refuse from the dark, aquatic depths of cyberspace. Read them and weep. ~ The “porno dog” brigade was out in all its barking glory, with slight variations on a theme: dog end vomen porn [Ankara, Turkey] vomen end dog porn [Urfa, Turkey] dog porno . com [...]

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In which YT finds a string of googlies with matching earrings

January 17, 2008

Dear readers, once again it is time to sift through the ‘porno dog’, ‘naked weather, ‘exposed penis’ and ‘spanking the weather girl’ Google searches to discover if there are any precious gems hidden among the rubble. There are! We have the earnest queries:What is the proper procedure to invite the president of iceland to dinner? [...]

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Something to chew on and spit back out

November 25, 2007

Friends, it’s time to purge a few googlies from the cache. Over the past few weeks we had our collection of the usual suspects… … the linguistically challenged: big penis vs samll penis pics (Lewiston, NY) wot is a advent (sum kind of hulliday, like? UK) conquering a porographic habit (Too much porography is bad [...]

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A big, warm, heaping plate of googlies

October 26, 2007

It’s been a busy week with a heavy workload that I still haven’t quite managed to unload, so in lieu of a post that will actually require brain exertion, here come a few tasty morsels from my current stash of googlies. ~ Apparently some people out there have odd ideas about water parks: water parks [...]

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Something you may want to put in your pipe and smoke

September 2, 2007

It’s been a super-busy and strenuous weekend and my mind is decidedly fried, so in lieu of something more sophisticated, here are some tasty morsels from my current cache of googlies, collected over the last few weeks.* ~ Some searchers were a bit linguistically challenged, to wit: where the iceland (Clovis, California) nice icelander girls [...]

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Lock up your dogs

March 17, 2007

You know, not to bang on about this or anything, but my porno dog-seeking friend from Turkey just does not give up. Every day, several times a day, he logs on looking for ‘porno dog’, and each time he lands here. Apparently he’s got a lot of kindred spirits out there. In the last hour [...]

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