From the category archives:

googlies

Move along please, we have no p.d. here

March 8, 2007

Ahem. I’m getting such an alarming number of googlies with the search words ‘porno dog’ that I’m seriously considering going back and changing the title of this post.* I am not kidding. [about the googlies.] For some bizarre reason, the vast majority of those googlies come from Turkey – so many in fact that I’m [...]

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Into the Google Hits Hall of Fame

October 6, 2006

This week’s most amusing Google search term comes from India: “squeezing the breast movies” Haven’t quite figured out what the prize should be. Suggestions are welcome. MEANWHILE BJÚTÍFUL WEATHER OUT THERE It’s the perfect autumn day: almost clear skies, lots of sunshine illuminating the lovely colours on the trees, and just a hint of breeze. [...]

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Gah!

June 2, 2006

One of the most bizarre searches in a long time appeared on my Site Meter today: “Led Zeppelin fornicating with a dead shark”* The search came from Bejing, China. I mean – how many searches come from Bejing, China? And when they do, what are the odds they’ll be searching for “Led Zeppelin fornicating with [...]

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