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I can just see the abstract for the MA thesis now

YT: So they’re having a fake orgasm competition as part of the Reykjavík Film Festival.

EPI: A what?

YT: A fake orgasm competition. Where people get up on stage and fake orgasms. The best fake orgasm wins.

EPI: Where?

YT: Næsti bar. Wanna go?

EPI: Sure.

YT: I bet it’ll be packed.

EPI: Probably. I mean, it’s a matter of particular interest to a lot of people.

YT: What, fake orgasms?

EPI: No. To see how other people do it.

YT: It is?

EPI: Sure. That’s why people sleep around.

YT: Because they’re curious to see how all the other people they’re sleeping with do it?

EPI: Yep.

YT: You make it sound like academic research.

EPI: Well, not exactly.

YT: And anyway, what does it have to do with faking an orgasm?



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  • kevin oconnor,waterford,ireland September 19, 2010, 3:00 pm

    Surely all you would have to do is well like have a real one and you would win the competition or would that be classed as cheating ha haha.

  • Tom Harper September 19, 2010, 4:12 pm

    If you couldn’t win with a real orgasm, though, that’s a bit embarrassing.

  • Sue Story September 19, 2010, 4:14 pm

    Research Question: Are there patterns associated with faked orgasms?
    (I can see someone doing research on something like this and then winning an IG Nobel in medicine)

    Kevin, I am pretty sure that having a real one would be cheating. And I would also question the person who is having the real one on a stage at a contest for the best faked orgasm. Is winning all that important?

  • Michael Lewis September 19, 2010, 6:13 pm

    I’m sure its easier to win if your a man. I wonder if the women will encourage the men on by saying ‘hurry up … are you done yet … EastEnders (insert name of favourite soap opera) is on ten minutes’ 😉 😉 😉

  • Doug Simonton September 19, 2010, 11:36 pm

    This train reminds me of that exchange in Woody Allen’s MANHATTAN when he’s at a black tie gala talking with a woman who says she had an orgasm but her doctor told her “it was the wrong kind.” After a perfect double-take from Woody, he replies:

    “Really? I’ve never had the wrong kind. Even my worst ones were right on the money.”

  • sylvia hikins September 19, 2010, 11:39 pm

    It’s been done before (remember When Harry Met Sally?). That immortalised fast food scene and ‘I’m having what she’s having’!!!!
    Whatever turns you on…but it could get messy!
    sylvia from viking wirral

  • kevin oconnor,waterford,ireland September 19, 2010, 11:55 pm

    @Sue Story I don’t know I don’t think I have ever had a real one,women never let me get that far, and yes it is when you can win a lifetimes supply of Icelandic electricity worth many thousands of dollars as first prize.

  • kevin oconnor,waterford,ireland September 20, 2010, 1:08 am

    Congrats to all above 🙂

  • PeterRRRRR September 20, 2010, 2:46 am

    Is there an oral exam for MA in Iceland?

  • Sue Story September 20, 2010, 3:24 am

    @kevin oconnor: I seriously doubt that is the prize. Or is it? I looked all over the site and could not find any info on the fake orgasm contest.

    @micheal lewis: It would be more evident if a guy is faking or not and could win.