Dear readers: time for a handful of precious googlie morsels dropped by the Mighty Googlie in the Sky. Read them – and weep for the future of humanity.
There was the usual penis fixation:
pictures of penis in virginia of girl (from an undisclosed location in the USA)
usa big penic (from an undisclosed location in Iran)
i have a mall peins (Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, UK) – funny: we have a peins mall!
big penis from croatia (Zagreb, Croatia) – c’mon, there must be at least one
exposing my penis (Edmonton, Alberta) – a how-to manual for flashers
bare penis at the beach (US) –playing beachball, just generally chillin’
stressed out penis pics (Isle of Wight, Virginia) – chain smoking, perspiring, yelling at his wife…
pictures of penis before and after wash (Riyadh, Saudi Arabia) – is there a VAST difference? No wait, don’t answer that.
penis land (Athens, Greece) – Hi, I’m from Penisland. I’m a Penislander.
There was the usual s.e.x. fixation:
how easy is it to get laid in iceland (New York City police department) – New York’s finest, huh?
sex with american girl in iceland (Madison, Wisconsin) – that’s right, stick with your own kind. Call it safe sex.
to iceland have sex on the first date (Abbotsford, BC) – a bit far to go, but hey…
wery wery little tiny sex (Bavaria, Germany) – really, not wery much at all. Wery wery little.
enter porno (Antalya, Turkey) – stage left, prepare for soliloquy
a video of a naked girl being served for dinner on a plate (NY, NY) – by the Naked Chef, presumably?
how long after you meet someone should you have sex (Jordanville, Australia) – Honey, you need to ask yo’ mama.
And, as usual, there were a few earnest queries:
what is considered rude in iceland (Roosevelt, NJ) – Rude? We don’t know the meaning of the word. Farting, burping, elbows on table, shoving, barging ahead, picking your teeth at the table … anything goes here.
where to go to the bathroom in iceland (USA) – you know, we’ve heard of these glorious devices called Toilets that supposedly exist, but we use lava crevices and wipe off with 200-year old moss. Honest. We’ve built our entire tourism industry around it.
[I’m still away! More googlies here]