Dear readers. Seeing as it’s now the close of Annus Horriblis 2008, it’s time for a quick glance in the rearview mirror. Some places vote for Man or Woman of the Year. Others vote for Post of the Year. Still others vote for, um, Worst Banker of the Year. Or Most Spectacular Economic Collapse of the Year [we win! we win!].
Ahem. Here at the Weather Report, however, we’ve decided to go for … Googlie of the Year. We’ve picked our ten favourites [believe me, it was difficult] from the year 2008* and now, dear readers, it’s up to you to decide which googlie receives the coveted title: The Iceland Weather Report’s Googlie of the Year 2008!
Here are the nominees [complete with our old commentary]:
1. should no sex be announced when you first meet someone [West Memphis, Arkansas]
– Yes. Preferably using a loudspeaker.
2. stressed out penis pics (Isle of Wight, Virginia)
– chain smoking, perspiring, yelling at his wife penis…
3. how to take a picture of your own penis
– Point camera. Press shutter. Repeat if necessary. [Gawd. You’d think it was rocket science already.]
4. where penis goes in girl pictures
– somewhere, someplace, sex ed has gone horribly wrong.
5. pictures of penis in virginia of girl (from an undisclosed location in the USA)
– Somewhere, somehow, sex ed terminology … etc.
6. what is the effect of exposing your penis to a girl [Singapore]
– Surely someone has conducted a scientific study…
7. how to use the bathroom in the woods [Atlanta, Georgia]
– um … faen’ place. pull down pans. crowch. yous, er, bafroom. wipe wif leaf.
8. parents forced to walk children down the isle at graduation ceremonies [Nicaragua]
– … at gunpoint.
9. humming sound after flashing toilet [Sewell, NJ]
– weird. my toilet screams when I flash it.
10. before i enter her [Bronx, NY]
– … seek the advice of the Internet.
If you could kindly cast your votes in the comments below, that would be smashin’. Ta!
A GRAY AND GLOOMY DAY
It’s wery wery overcast and, quite frankly, rather dark out there. The kind of day when it’s a good idea to raise the Venetian blinds fully. Calm, though, and fairly mild – right now6°C [43F], sunrise was at 11.21 and sunset due for 3.38. Day getting longer!
* Mind you, in the last 2-3 months I sort of gave up trawling the site meter for googlies, seeing as they were more or less all for ‘iceland bankrupt’ or something equally uplifting – so these are from our previous googlie posts.
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personally, i love “where penis goes in girl pictures” myself. i’m thinking that some poor geek out there wants to know where, exactly, to cut a hole in the life-size cardboard cutout of “slave girl” princess leia.
I think number 6 has to be my favourite. To the point.
I like #1. You certainly have a lot of penis hits. Why is that? 🙂
Number 1 gets my vote although number 8 is very good as well.
I like #2 myself! Succinct. Thanks for these!
Number ten is hilarious!
That’s my vote.
#7. In Iceland would the bathroom show above the trees? Finding one shouldn’t be too difficult and using it should not be rocket science.
Number 9 gets my vote. Hilarious.
I just wonder how Google linked these to you. I know at one point you had a pic of your famous mall, but beyond that?
I think #1, yes, shout loudly and chase them away.
#4 for me, if only for the fact that it is TWO different equally hilarious questions depending on where one places the emphasis!
Heheheh. Clearly no decisive favourite!
As for the penis searches – it’s only that one post, I swear! [Plus of course all the subsequent googlie posts referring to penii 😉 ]
I’d put in my vote for #8. There’s shotgun weddings, so why not shotgun graduation ceremonies, too?
Of course, #4 is also a serious contender…
I’ll cast my vote on #6.
Like Singapore … been there on a (kinda) business trip … long story :p
Didn’t expose my penis to a girl there though, was told on the plane that over there the penii ( :p ) shrivel and die off when being exposed to girls :p
#5 would have been even funnier if he (I’ll assume the person is male here) would have searched for “pictures of pennsylvania in virginia of girl”
Hmmm, 2 or 6?…..I’ll go for nr. 2 🙂
It’s GOT to be #5 about a penis in the virginia of a girl. Sweet!
So far number one seems to be the main contender …
#2! Too funny.
These are great! I cast my vote for #2. #7 is a close runner up …. although maybe it’s your commentary that makes that one so funny.
No 9 – utterly surreal.
It has to be #2 for sure – hilarious !
eeeuuuuwwww. I hope all these guys were typing with both hands. I vote for #1.
It’s got to be flashing the toilet. Me, I find that I moon mine, but I’m a girl.
this is better than all the politics / doom and gloom 🙂