Earlier today, someone from the US State Department logged onto the Weather Report through the googlie weather report embassy [predictably they landed here]. They then came back and read through my profile and checked out my photo. And now there are two men in dark sunglasses sitting in a black vehicle outside my house.*
Should I be scared?
OH BUT THIS IS JUST A HUMBLE WEATHER REPORT, SIR!
And at this moment we’re having overcast weather with occasional showers, temps 11°C [54F] with sunrise at 6:26 am and sunset scheduled for 8:23 pm.
* Ok I made that last bit up, but only the last bit.